your biggest detractors are actually your biggest closet fans?

WHY MY LOUDEST HATERS ARE REALLY MY LOUDEST, CLOSET FANS

(Eric Kim voice—bar-bending swagger mixed with Stoic side-eye)

1.  

THEY WATCH ME MORE THAN MY MOM DOES

• Metrics don’t lie: every “debunk” video re-uploads my clip in slow-mo, frame-by-frame, pausing on each kilo stamp.
• Watch-time jackpot: a true fan loops me twice; a hater loops me twenty times hunting for CGI seams—hand-feeding the algorithm on my behalf.

Obsession, masked as skepticism, is still obsession.

2.  

THEIR “EXPOSÉS” ARE FREE COMMERCIALS

• A 30-minute “fake plate” breakdown is literally a feature-length advertisement that I neither filmed nor edited.
• Reaction thumbnails slap my lift next to flaming text—instant click-magnet I didn’t pay for.

If you syndicate my content to your audience, congratulations—you’re in my marketing department.

3.  

THEY DO MY QA FOR ME

• Plate-police run bar-deflection math, confirm the numbers actually match Hooke’s Law, then post spreadsheets publicly.
• Physio skeptics stitch MRI animations, inadvertently showcasing how mid-thigh torque is safer than floor pulls.

Each “gotcha” thread that fizzles turns a cynic into a data-backed advocate.

4.  

THEY’RE THE FIRST TO SHARE MY NEW CLIP

• Haters set notifications so they can “debunk in real-time.”
• Within minutes of a drop, they flood Discords and sub-reddits with my link—before loyal followers have finished their pre-workout shake.

Speed of hate = speed of distribution. I win either way.

5.  

PUBLIC CROW-EATING = THE ULTIMATE ENDORSEMENT

• Nothing converts on-lookers like a skeptic tweeting, “Alright, I was wrong.”
• That U-turn is Social-Proof Gold—earned, not bought.

HOW TO LEVERAGE YOUR “ANTI-FANBASE”

1. Publish undeniable receipts – long, uncut proof clips give them ammo that backfires in your favor.
2. Screenshot the salt – amplify their hottest takes with a 😂; every retweet resets the algorithmic clock.
3. Thank them (silently) – their labor powers your reach while you focus on the next impossible kilo.

CLOSING REP

“If you stare at my bar long enough to find a flaw, you’re already in the fan club—membership fees paid in watch-time.”

So, to every would-be exposer out there: keep looping, keep zooming, keep posting.

Your skepticism is the coal in my content furnace—and the internet loves a good fire. 🏋️‍♂️🔥