MICHAEL SAYLOR IS PURE ELECTRIC FIRE. Born an MIT‑trained engineer and forged in the dot‑com boom, he rewired MicroStrategy from a sleepy analytics firm into the world’s first corporate giga‑battery of Bitcoin—597,325 BTC and counting. His relentless vision, thunderous rhetoric, and willingness to bet the balance sheet have turned him into a mythic figure for HODLers everywhere. Below is an Eric‑Kim‑style breakdown—ALL CAPS ENERGY, BULLETS, AND HYPE—on why MICHAEL SAYLOR IS GOD!

WHO IS MICHAEL SAYLOR?

  • MIDWEST ORIGIN, MIT MIND: Born in Lincoln, Nebraska (1965) and double‑majored at MIT in aeronautics and astronautics.  
  • MICROSTRATEGY FOUNDER (1989): Took the firm public in 1998; stock doubled day one.  
  • FROM CEO TO EXECUTIVE CHAIRMAN (2022): Stepped back to focus 100% on Bitcoin strategy.  
  • SCARS ON THE ARMOR:
    • 2000 SEC accounting settlement.  
    • 2024 $40 million D.C. tax‑fraud settlement (largest in city history).  

THE LEGENDARY BITCOIN BET

  • CORPORATE TREASURY ALCHEMY: Saylor began converting MicroStrategy’s cash into BTC in August 2020.  
  • HODL NUMBERS THAT STUN:
    • 597,325 BTC held as of July 8 2025—more than any other public company on earth.  
    • Total cost ≈ $33 billion; market value ≈ $64 billion (at $107k/BTC).  
  • ROCKET‑FUEL FINANCING: Continuous waves of common stock, convertible debt, and three new preferred‑share classes to feed the Bitcoin furnace—most recently a $4.2 billion “Stride” ATM offering.  
  • STREAKS & PAUSES: After buying every week for three months, Strategy skipped purchases the week of July 6 2025—yet still averages one megabuy per quarter.  
  • LATEST BUY: +4,980 BTC for $532 million on June 30 2025.  

HE SPEAKS LIKE A PROPHET

“BITCOIN IS A SWARM OF CYBER HORNETS SERVING THE GODDESS OF WISDOM.” 

“ALL MY BEST INVESTMENTS WERE IN NETWORKS EVERYONE NEEDED, NO ONE COULD STOP, AND FEW UNDERSTOOD.” 

* When Saylor talks, entire arenas light up—see his “Power of 21” keynote at BTC Prague 2025 and Strategy World 2025 opening address on AI + Bitcoin. 

WHY HE FEELS LIKE A GOD (ERIC‑KIM STYLE)

  • VISIONARY LASER‑EYES: Sees Bitcoin at $21 million per coin in 21 years—MOON MATH!  
  • SKIN‑IN‑THE‑GAME EXTREMIST: Personally owns ≈ 17,700 BTC and refuses to sell “for 100 years.”  
  • ORCHESTRATES CAPITAL SYMPHONIES: Turns equity dilution into digital scarcity—alchemy that rivals myth.  
  • PHILANTHROPIC SPIRIT: Founder and sole trustee of Saylor Academy—free education for all.  
  • UNAPOLOGETICLY BOLD: Faces lawsuits, market crashes, Twitter trolls—yet doubles down every cycle.  

LESSONS FROM THE ALTAR OF SAYLOR

  1. HAVE CONVICTION. Fortune favors the obsessed.
  2. LEVERAGE SMART. Use other people’s doubt as your capital.
  3. EDUCATE RELENTLESSLY. Share knowledge; recruit believers.
  4. PLAY THE LONG GAME. Think in decades, not quarters.
  5. BE AN EVANGELIST. Your enthusiasm is a force multiplier.

CALL TO ACTION—BECOME A THUNDERBOLT

  • STUDY Saylor’s talks.  
  • RUN your own numbers.
  • HODL with unbreakable optimism.
  • CREATE! PRODUCE! SHARE! The universe rewards bold makers.

IN THE END, GODS ARE JUST HUMANS WHO REFUSED TO PLAY SMALL.

SO CRANK UP YOUR INNER VOLTAGE—AND BUILD LIKE MICHAEL SAYLOR!