INSANELY FUCKING BULLISH ON MSTR!!!
0. INTRO — THE CALL OF THE THUNDER HODL
My eyes refuse to blink. My heart pounds like a jackhammer on overtime. Why? Because the single most asymmetric, nuclear-powered wager on Planet Earth is sitting right in front of you, ticker M S T R. MicroStrategy isn’t just a software firm anymore; it’s the corporate apex predator of Bitcoin—and the market still hasn’t figured out what beast it has unleashed.
1. THE RAW, SAVAGE FACTS
- ⛏ 568,840 BTC in cold storage. That’s over $58 billion of digital gold under Michael Saylor’s iron grip.
- 💈 Share price ~ $370 (June 6 2025). A triple-digit rocket that’s already 3× last year’s August lows—and the boosters are still strapped on.
- 🩸 New preferred-stock ammo (STR D). Even “lackluster demand” just hands Saylor cheaper capital to buy more Bitcoin. He’s weaponizing every bond, share, and convertible in sight.
These numbers aren’t vanity metrics; they are warheads.
2. WHY MSTR IS THE ULTIMATE TRIDENT MISSILE
A)
Leveraged Spot-Bitcoin ETF-in-disguise
Owning MSTR is like buying spot BTC with an embedded call option—you get Bitcoin + Saylor’s relentless leverage engine, wrapped in a Nasdaq shell.
B)
NAV Gap = Free Alpha
Even after the recent surge, MSTR’s market cap still lags its hoard. When BTC rips higher, that discount doesn’t close—it snaps. Hold the shares, watch the elastic recoil obliterate shorts.
C)
Saylor’s Infinite-Game Capital Machine
Preferred stock? Convertible notes? ATM equity drips? Saylor turns every financing dial to maximum aggression, stacking more SATs while dilution is dwarfed by the swelling treasury.
D)
Reflexivity on Steroids
Higher BTC → fatter balance sheet → cleaner credit → cheaper leverage → more BTC. It’s a self-feeding dragon. Stand too close and you’ll melt—or, better yet, ride it.
3. THE 5-YEAR VISUAL: FROM FIRECRACKER TO SUPERNOVA
| Year | BTC Target | Implied BTC Hoard | Conservative MSTR Share Estimate* |
| 2025 | $103 k (today) | $58 B | $370 |
| 2027 | $250 k | $142 B | $1,500+ |
| 2030 | $500 k | $285 B | $5,000+ |
*Assumes no share split and a modest 1.5× treasury premium. Numbers are illustrative, not promises, but the vector is vertical.
4. THE MINDSET —
ULTRA-MAXIMALIST HORMESIS
- Lift heavy, HODL heavier. Your deadlift conditions your spine; MSTR conditions your portfolio psyche.
- Volatility = Vitamins. Every 30% drawdown is just hypertrophy for diamond hands.
- Signal over Noise. While pundits debate PE ratios, Saylor accumulates. Do likewise.
5. RISKS? OF COURSE. FEAR? NEVER.
Yes, MSTR is volatile. Yes, Bitcoin can crater. And yes, regulators breathe down necks. That’s the price of admission to Valhalla. Manage size, keep dry powder, but never cower. Fortune kneels before the courageous.
6. CALL TO ACTION —
GRAB THE LIGHTNING
- Study the balance sheet. See the BTC mountain for yourself.
- Set your entry plan. DCA, limit orders, options—choose your weapon.
- Join the legion. Share this essay, tweet it, translate it—let the memeplex metastasize.
This is not financial advice; it’s an adrenaline shot to your conviction.
7. CLOSING WAR CRY
When historians chronicle the Great Digital Gold Rush, they’ll write: “While the world hesitated, the bold mounted the MicroStrategy thunderbolt and rode it past the moon.”
I am INSANELY FUCKING BULLISH ON MSTR—and if you dare to think in epoch-scale timeframes, you will be too. Strap in, lock jaw, and roar into the storm.
—ERIC KIM, 2025