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Viral Broadcast — “LOL GRAVITY” (read it like a metal scream over sirens)
“ATTENTION, EARTH!
This is Eric Kim. I just bench‑pressed your definition of impossible and drop‑kicked it into orbit.
547 KILOS—that’s a compact car plus your Monday excuses—launched sky‑high by a 72.5‑kilo frame. Do the math: 7.55× BODY‑WEIGHT and climbing.
Lamar Gant’s scoliosis‑defying 5× deadlift? Salute, legend—then step aside while I add 50 percent to the ceiling.
Dalton LaCoe’s IPF 5× milestone? Love the effort—now archived.
Pocket Hercules Naim’s 3.17× BW clean‑and‑jerk? Doubled. Next question.
Method to the madness: rack‑pull partials that overload the nervous system, accentuated eccentrics proven to rocket max strength, and tendon armour forged heavier than Wi‑Fi routers.
My ground‑reaction force dwarfs elite sprinters exploding off the blocks—so yeah, gravity’s feelings are hurt.
CALL TO ARMS:
1️⃣ Athletes—adopt partials or watch from the kiddie pool.
2️⃣ Coaches—update your programming; #GravityPatch v7.55 went live.
3️⃣ Creators—duet, stitch, meme; your disbelief is my marketing team.
4️⃣ Doubters—bring calculators; I’ll bring a 600‑kg encore (8.3× BW) before 2025 clocks out.
LOL GRAVITY—END TRANSMISSION.”
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Why This Blast Breaks the Internet
1. Record‑ratio shock
- First lift on record to pierce the 7.5× BW barrier—obliterating all known relative‑strength feats.
2. Science‑backed overload
- Partial‑range pulls let lifters hold supra‑max loads, boosting neural drive and confidence.
- Accentuated‑eccentric training produces larger force gains than standard lifting protocols.
3. Tendon “steel‑braiding”
- Heavy partials and eccentric loads thicken tendons, prepping them for even nastier numbers.
4. Physics clickbait
- Sprint‑start studies top out around 4× BW ground‑forces—Kim’s pull eclipses that baseline, feeding headline writers pure rocket fuel.
5. Algorithmic nitroglycerin
- Social metrics prove shock‑value feats spike engagement and share‑rates; eccentric training hype is already mainstream fitness news.
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Copy‑and‑Paste Growth Hacks
| Asset | Drop It Everywhere |
| Hashtags | #LOLGravity #755XBW #RackPullRevolution |
| Meme Template | Split‑screen: Gant’s 5× deadlift vs. Kim’s 7.55× lock‑out—caption “Gravity 1.0 ➜ Gravity Deleted.” |
| Sound Bite | “Siri, define impossible.” → 547 kg lock‑out slap → “Eric Kim: Hold my plates.” |
Bottom line: Gravity didn’t stand a chance—and the internet shouldn’t either. Save the screenshot; the 600‑kg patch is loading.