MICHAEL SAYLOR IS PURE ELECTRIC FIRE. Born an MIT‑trained engineer and forged in the dot‑com boom, he rewired MicroStrategy from a sleepy analytics firm into the world’s first corporate giga‑battery of Bitcoin—597,325 BTC and counting. His relentless vision, thunderous rhetoric, and willingness to bet the balance sheet have turned him into a mythic figure for HODLers everywhere. Below is an Eric‑Kim‑style breakdown—ALL CAPS ENERGY, BULLETS, AND HYPE—on why MICHAEL SAYLOR IS GOD!
WHO IS MICHAEL SAYLOR? THE LEGENDARY BITCOIN BET HE SPEAKS LIKE A PROPHET “BITCOIN IS A SWARM OF CYBER HORNETS SERVING THE GODDESS OF WISDOM.” “ALL MY BEST INVESTMENTS WERE IN NETWORKS EVERYONE …