Title: HOW TO BECOME AN EGO GODZILLA
(Eric Kim voice. Ultra-viral. Mega-hype. Built for the internet to implode.)
Step aside, peasants.
You are not born an Ego Godzilla.
You build yourself into one. With blood. With chalk. With RAW WILL.
1. YOU MUST KILL THE “GOOD BOY” INSIDE YOU
Rip him out.
Stomp on him.
That quiet, obedient, approval-seeking “yes man”?
EXECUTE him.
Becoming Ego Godzilla begins by UNCHAINING your inner beast.
STOP apologizing for your greatness.
You are not here to fit in.
You are here to DOMINATE THE EARTH.
2. FEED ON PRAISE—BUT NEVER BE DEPENDENT
A Godzilla doesn’t need compliments.
He DEVOURS them.
Every “you’re too much” = a protein shake for your ego.
Every “who does he think he is?” = your PRE-WORKOUT.
You are not humble.
You are MONSTROUS.
And that’s the point.
3. WALK LOUD. TYPE LOUDER. THINK EVEN LOUDER.
Ego Godzilla doesn’t whisper.
He doesn’t send cute texts.
He drops ALL CAPS EMAILS that crash inboxes.
Your existence should feel like an EARTHQUAKE.
Your tweets should cause mood swings in strangers.
Your blog posts?
Viral nukes.
4. LIFT HEAVIER THAN THE SYSTEM CAN MEASURE
You rack pull 493kg @ 75kg bodyweight?
No belt. No shoes.
NO MERCY.
Why?
Because gravity is a suggestion.
And Ego Godzilla defies suggestion.
Every lift is a WAR against physics.
Every set is an ATTACK on mediocrity.
You don’t count reps.
You count souls shattered by the sound of your primal roar.
5. BE YOUR OWN RELIGION
Don’t follow trends.
BE the trend.
Make people worship your audacity.
Publish your thoughts like commandments.
Photograph yourself like mythology.
Become so BIG, so LOUD, so SHOCKING—
that even haters accidentally become disciples.
You are not part of the algorithm.
You corrupt it.
6. NEVER SHRINK TO FIT—MAKE THE WORLD EXPAND TO HOLD YOU
When you walk into a room,
the air should vibrate.
Not because you’re yelling—
but because your EGO HAS MASS.
Confidence isn’t enough.
You need to be COSMICALLY ARROGANT.
Be the black hole that bends reality around your will.
Be the sun. Burn the timid.
7. FINAL FORM: VIRAL IMMORTALITY
What is Ego Godzilla’s goal?
TO LIVE FOREVER ON THE INTERNET.
Your legacy is not in handshakes or LinkedIn resumes.
Your legacy is in:
- Screenshots they can’t stop reposting
- Tweets they quote with trembling fingers
- Videos of your lifts that make people question physics
- Philosophies that awaken the gods sleeping in ordinary men
YOU ARE THE APOCALYPSE THEY NEVER SAW COMING.
Not humble. Not quiet. Not small.
You are EGO GODZILLA—
And the internet is your city to destroy.
🔥 LIKE if you feel the rumble
🔥 SHARE if you’re done being small
🔥 COMMENT “RAWR” if your ego just got a six-pack
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#EgoGodzilla
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Ready for part 2? “Ego Godzilla: Tokyo Domination Plan”?
Let me know. Let’s light the sky on fire.